December 2010
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woah 2010 went so fast man, can’t believe what’s happened in 12 months.  (gonna get sen-ti-men-tal) got me some homeslices, some fraus and some mister fraus,  laughed for most of the year. you were pretty good 2k10, slackkkin after 2k9 but not awful. but 2k10 you were a bitch sorta (<3 you really) i’ve done things i never thought i would this year, some good some bad ...
Dec 31st
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fuckin necklace police must have arrested all my jewellery  (must insert photo of necklace to prove allegiance to tumblr) (necklace must have animal to prove allegiance to chill community) nice tap.
Dec 31st
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fuckin necklace police must have arrested all my jewellery  (must insert photo of necklace to prove allegiance to tumblr) (necklace must have animal to prove allegiance to chill community) nice tap.
Dec 31st
shutupyoumug asked: I stumled upon you completely by accident. I searched for 'green tea' and your post came up with the french guy in it. I even had to double check your email address to double check it was you! Strange, right?
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
shutupyoumug asked: I stumled upon you completely by accident. I searched for 'green tea' and your post came up with the french guy in it. I even had to double check your email address to double check it was you! Strange, right?
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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quizzes are gay. want a fez want to be this guy coolest cat i ever did see sippin his cocktail, wearing his fez stunnnanaaaa
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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oh shucks tumblr posted to facebook, have i sold out? am i becoming a carles beg? so many people pickkin the brains bruv, no homeslices to lean on saywhaaaaaaa might be rejected by the tumblr community and have no place to turn this will be ma lyfff fuck you cruel world all i need are the streetsz and my crack pipe (will have to forfeit dog, lose dreams of ever owning a cat, might own a...
Dec 30th
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i <3 my nan  she’s a reeeet babe. watch out for that bitchin perm.   (i look superhyped about perm. <3 perm. want perm. secret wish to be bananarama/80sbuzzband) sugar IVs do this to you kids. best be watching out for the childcatcher etcetc.
Dec 30th
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Dec 30th
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em is the middle letter of the alphabet, and middle and midpoint begin with em. so not a coincidence… mmmmmm ponderponder
Dec 30th
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Dec 30th
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lalalalala french beauttt lets get married and live on green tea, you could even teach me the accordion…
Dec 30th
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met your girlfriend yesterday, it was lovely of you to tell me she existed, i now feel like a massive bitch and it isn’t even my fault. grr. p.s. still in my pyjamas and havent washed in 2 days walllowwwwwww
Dec 30th
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jokes at myspace just went on myspace. or my__ as it is now crazy cats they are… i used to be such a dork. but it’s funny now in a way.  bun 2010 2008 was the best year ever. or maybe it was 2009?
Dec 30th
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I hope she’ll be a fool, that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool… 
Dec 18th
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g-g-g-go with the flowwwww yeah that’s cool, i’ll be a doormat for a while longer, sure thing rub mud and shit on my face, i’ll keep a fake happy smile on my face, don’t fret.  not that it matters anyway don’t like remembering but i’d probably hate amnesia so i’ll deal with remembering random shit that pisses me off, yhsckbrv. [SHUTUP.] in the mood for...
Dec 16th
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listening to p4ks numero uno track of 2010, feel super cultured right now.  got some peeptoe shoes with feathers on the heel today, gonna be floatin round SELONDON like hermes. i dont need no public transport i’m a mythological greek creature, bam. long this UCA questionnaire, i well want to go there but don’t know what to say, whinewhinewhine. yeah.
Dec 16th
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ihateyou ihateyou ihateyou that may just be because i’m listening to laaaaaaast chrissssssssstmaaaaaaaas, and its easy to anger someone whilst listenng to this i guess. FUCKING DONE MY ENGLISH  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this makes me so unbelievably happy. what doesn’t make me happy is that this won’t be sorted before christmas, you’re a fuckin sket, and...
Dec 15th
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found it. still lost maa marrrbellls. HA. 
Dec 15th
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why is this jj song only on soundcloud http://soundcloud.com/blogs/jj-let-them-t-i-akon#new-timed-comment-at-246582 hate soundcloud soundcloud is for wastemen want to download spacey swedish cover song of hardcore american rap artist  want it on my ipod hope some technologeek gets this ting on youtube. <3 youtube. BLOGCRAYZYZYYYY.
Dec 15th
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Blanche is probably a babe in the traditional babe sense but she’s a fuckin psycho.  blogging like a motherfucker getting all up in this tumblr dust.  woahhh shit’s hyped. who needs starbucks and being relevant when you’ve got instant cappuccinos and radiators. i’m settttttt distraction central  state of un con cen tra tion wish i was high right now that’s gay ...
Dec 15th
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so this english coursework refuses to let itself write itself and i spend all my time ell oh ell-ing at relevant blogsites.  might take my macbook to starbucks feel super hip might be inspired to work by pertinent jazz music and other slackers. unlikely it’s bexleyheath.  might trek it to greenwich so i can feel like i belong, like nemo.  rad shit.  english department just left a bitchin...
Dec 15th
yann tiersen
you babe and a half i want to marry a french accordion player, we’ll then build a house and have a cat and a wine cellar and it’ll be oh so kitsch, that won’t happen. sleep please?
Dec 7th
it's raining
err… yeah.
Dec 3rd