LEMON INCEST

woah 2010 went so fast man, can’t believe what’s happened in 12 months. 

(gonna get sen-ti-men-tal)

got me some homeslices, some fraus and some mister fraus,  laughed for most of the year. you were pretty good 2k10, slackkkin after 2k9 but not awful.

but 2k10 you were a bitch sorta (<3 you really)

i’ve done things i never thought i would this year, some good some bad

roll on 2011! 

got some turning 18, university, long summer, and impulsive recklessness ahead o’me. 

oh and if it isn’t too much trouble 2011 please could i have a casual companion, nothing serious, nothing heavy, just someone chill with whom i can hang/bang. 

fuckin necklace police must have arrested all my jewellery 

(must insert photo of necklace to prove allegiance to tumblr)

(necklace must have animal to prove allegiance to chill community)

nice tap.

fuckin necklace police must have arrested all my jewellery 

(must insert photo of necklace to prove allegiance to tumblr)

(necklace must have animal to prove allegiance to chill community)

nice tap.

quizzes are gay.

want a fez

want to be this guy

coolest cat i ever did see sippin his cocktail, wearing his fez

stunnnanaaaa

oh shucks

tumblr posted to facebook, have i sold out? am i becoming a carles beg? so many people pickkin the brains bruv, no homeslices to lean on saywhaaaaaaa

might be rejected by the tumblr community and have no place to turn

this will be ma lyfff

fuck you cruel world

all i need are the streetsz and my crack pipe

(will have to forfeit dog, lose dreams of ever owning a cat, might own a pigeon, hate pigeons)

i <3 my nan 

she’s a reeeet babe.

watch out for that bitchin perm.  

(i look superhyped about perm. <3 perm. want perm. secret wish to be bananarama/80sbuzzband)

sugar IVs do this to you kids. best be watching out for the childcatcher etcetc.

em is the middle letter of the alphabet, and middle and midpoint begin with em. so not a coincidence…

mmmmmm

ponderponder

lalalalala

french beauttt

lets get married and live on green tea, you could even teach me the accordion…

met your girlfriend yesterday, it was lovely of you to tell me she existed, i now feel like a massive bitch and it isn’t even my fault.

grr.

p.s. still in my pyjamas and havent washed in 2 days walllowwwwwww

jokes at myspace

just went on myspace. or my__ as it is now crazy cats they are…

i used to be such a dork. but it’s funny now in a way. 

bun 2010

2008 was the best year ever. or maybe it was 2009?

I hope she’ll be a fool, that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool… 

g-g-g-go with the flowwwww

yeah that’s cool, i’ll be a doormat for a while longer, sure thing rub mud and shit on my face, i’ll keep a fake happy smile on my face, don’t fret.  not that it matters anyway

don’t like remembering but i’d probably hate amnesia so i’ll deal with remembering random shit that pisses me off, yhsckbrv.

[SHUTUP.]

in the mood for reckless behaviour.

listening to p4ks numero uno track of 2010, feel super cultured right now. 

got some peeptoe shoes with feathers on the heel today, gonna be floatin round SELONDON like hermes. i dont need no public transport i’m a mythological greek creature, bam.

long this UCA questionnaire, i well want to go there but don’t know what to say, whinewhinewhine.

yeah.