July 2010
the day after a barbeque
barbeques are nice, when your parents dont go overboard and cook an entire cow.
i think theres so much meat in my fridge its like barbeque christmas. I’ve eaten more meat in the past two days than i have in the past 6 months. oh dear. vegan in the morning, maybe.
ohh and pappacotts was on the telly, apparently… probably posing as a babydaddy on jezza kyle wahyeeyeyey.
i need a wee
i love sarcasm
but whats more is, i love slitting my wrists and watching babies cry whilst being tortured with pistols and animal testing and cancer and all these other really pejorative things. lavlavalaaaav.
not.
I actually love how sarcasm isn’t taken seriously, but apparently, people these days dont know how to take sarcasm or keep their legs shut.
im not saying anything else (it isnt directed at...